"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

*By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...and be ready for **China**.*

*In order to continue getting-by in **China**, we need to learn English the way it is spoken.......................*

*Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". *

*With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.*

*Now, here goes...*

*The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service today...... *

*Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."*

*Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."*

*Room Service: " **Rye** . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"*

*Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."*

*Room Service: "Ow July den?"*

*Guest: ".....What??"*

*Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?" *

*Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."*

*Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"*

*Guest: "Crisp will be fine."*

*Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?" *

*Guest: "What?"*

*Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"*

*Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."*

*RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"*

*Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means." *

*RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"*

*Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." *

*RoomService: "We bodder?"*

*Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."*

*RoomService: "Wad?!?"*

*Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side." *

*RoomService: "Copy?"*

*Guest: "Excuse me?"*

*RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"*

*Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."*

*RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... **Rye** ??" *

*Guest: "Whatever you say."*

*RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."*

*Guest: "You're welcome"*

*Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' "......and you do, don't you! *