Breaking News !!!

Apple has recently announced that it's team is working on a new prototype device with ground-breaking technology that takes the word "Download" to a whole new level...

Behold !!!

Posted by - Sonya Lambert

9 Things I Hate About Everyone:

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

This Is What I Call - Face Off (Bush - Obama) !!!

Stop Sign !!!:

On our way from a road trip, we came across this sign... Need I say more !!! :-D

Look Who's Working In IT:

You guys ain't gonna believe this... This is an actual post from a guy working for a really big IT firm.

Wonder who hired him... Just Hilarious!!!

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Posted by - Amit Singh

The Most Advanced Weather Forecasting:

Even the scientists from NASA working with the most advanced systems in weather forecasting cannot beat this... LOL !!!

BREAKING NEWS !!! Who Caused The Swine Flu - The Ugly Truth:

Who Else !!! 'Course the Americans !!! :-D ... Finally Caught While In Act...

Beach Vs Beach:

A Beach at Varna, Bulgaria...


And, a Beach in Kuwait...

Opening Shortly:

A Hilarious Hoarding on Hosur Road, Bangalore, India.

Opening Shortly !!! What? The Dress or the Shop?

Best Women Drivers In The World Part II:

After years of research we have been able to compile the next installment of "Best Women Drivers". Check Part I Six Best Women Drivers in the World

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And the Runner Up is

And the Award for Best Women Driver this year goes too...

Difference between Google.com and Google.co.in (Google India):

If you don’t believe., Try it out.!

Google.com Page

Google.co.in Page

Posted by - Vijay Raj

Shall We Go For A Drink?

This is what goes through the mind of a man and a woman when he asks her out for a drink :-) ...

World's Largest Windows Error Messages:

PSP:
Apparently, this giant-sized PSP runs Windows too. Now if only the portable version ran Windows Mobile...
"Sony and Microsoft are battling for dominance in the video game market, but neither company is looking good on the corner of Houston and Mott in Manhattan"

IKEA:
This IKEA billboard is claimed to be displaying the world's largest "Web Page Cannot Be Displayed" error message".

Times Square:
You'd think the computers powering the gigantic billboards in Times Square would be running something other than Windows.


Even Times Square can't avoid the dreaded Windows error messages. At least they didn't get the blue screen.

"...across the square, I saw it: the world's largest Windows error message - on a two-story high e-billboard (I guess everything really is bigger in New York)."

"TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...

*By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND "TENJOOBERRYMUDS"...and be ready for **China**.*

*In order to continue getting-by in **China**, we need to learn English the way it is spoken.......................*

*Practice by reading the following conversation until you are able to understand the term "TENJOOBERRYMUDS". *

*With a little patience, you'll be able to fit right in.*

*Now, here goes...*

*The following is a telephonic exchange between maybe you as a hotel guest and call room-service today...... *

*Room Service : "Morrin. Roon sirbees."*

*Guest : "Sorry, I thought I dialed room-service."*

*Room Service: " **Rye** . Roon sirbees...morrin! Joowish to oddor sunteen???"*

*Guest: "Uh..... Yes, I'd like to order bacon and eggs."*

*Room Service: "Ow July den?"*

*Guest: ".....What??"*

*Room Service: "Ow July den?!?... Pryed, boyud, poochd?" *

*Guest: "Oh, the eggs! How do I like them? Sorry.. Scrambled, please."*

*Room Service: "Ow July dee baykem? Crease?"*

*Guest: "Crisp will be fine."*

*Room Service: "Hokay. An Sahn toes?" *

*Guest: "What?"*

*Room Service: "An toes. July Sahn toes?"*

*Guest: "I.... Don't think so.."*

*RoomService: "No? Judo wan sahn toes???"*

*Guest: "I feel really bad about this, but I don't know what 'judo wan sahn toes' means." *

*RoomService: "Toes! Toes!...Why Joo don Juan toes? Ow bow Anglish moppin we bodder?"*

*Guest: "Oh, English muffin! !! I've got it! You were saying 'toast'... Fine...Yes, an English muffin will be fine." *

*RoomService: "We bodder?"*

*Guest: "No, just put the bodder on the side."*

*RoomService: "Wad?!?"*

*Guest: "I mean butter... Just put the butter on the side." *

*RoomService: "Copy?"*

*Guest: "Excuse me?"*

*RoomService: "Copy...tea..meel?"*

*Guest: "Yes. Coffee, please... And that's everything."*

*RoomService: "One Minnie. Scramah egg, crease baykem, Anglish moppin, we bodder on sigh and copy ... **Rye** ??" *

*Guest: "Whatever you say."*

*RoomService: "Tenjooberrymuds."*

*Guest: "You're welcome"*

*Remember I said "By the time you read through this YOU WILL UNDERSTAND 'TENJOOBERRYMUDS' "......and you do, don't you! *

Hear It Again:

A guy calls up his Boss, but gets the bosses' wife instead. "I'm afraid he died last week." she explains.

The next day the man calls again and asks for the boss. "I told you" the wife replies, "he died last week."

The next day he calls again and once more asks to speak to his boss. By this time the wife is getting upset and shouts, "I'VE ALREADY TOLD YOU TWICE, MY HUSBAND, YOUR BOSS, DIED LAST WEEK! WHY DO YOU KEEP CALLING?"

"Coz," he replies chuckling, "I just love hearing it..."

Husband Store:

A store that sells husbands has just opened in New York City, where a woman may go to choose a husband. Among the instructions at the entrance is a description of how the store operates.

You may visit the store ONLY ONCE!

There are six floors and the attributes of the men increase as the shopper ascends the flights. There is, however, a catch . . .. you may choose any man from a particular floor, or you may choose to go up a floor, but you cannot go back down except to exit the building !!

So, a woman goes to the Husband Store to find a husband on the first floor the sign on the door reads:

Floor 1 - These men have jobs.

The second floor sign reads:

Floor 2 - These men have jobs and love kids.

The third floor sign reads:

Floor 3 - These men have jobs, love kids, and are extremely good looking.

"Wow," she thinks, but feels compelled to keep going. She goes to the fourth floor and sign reads:
Floor 4 - These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead good looking and help with the housework "Oh, mercy me!" she exclaims, "I can hardlystand it!"

Still, she goes to the fifth floor and sign reads:

Floor 5 – These men have jobs, love kids, are drop- dead gorgeous, help with the housework, and have a strong romantic streak.

She is so tempted to stay, but she goes to the sixth floor and the sign reads:

Floor 6 - You are visitor 4,363,012 to this floor. There are no men on this floor. This floor exists solely as proof that women are impossible to please! Thank you for shopping at the Husband Store.Watch your step as you exit the building, and have a nice day!

Play Outside:

God Vs Project Manager:

We all know this one...

One day a man was having a conversation with God when his whole life flashed before his eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. He saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult periods of his life there were only one set of footprints.

He asked God "You said you will be with me throughout this journey, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of my life??" to which God answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times in your life, I was carrying you in my hands”


Now get to know this one too!!!

Another day I was having a similar conversation with my Project Manager (PM) when my whole project flashed before my eyes as a series of footsteps on the sands of time. I saw that there were two pairs of footprints, but during the most difficult times in the project there were only one set of footprints.

I asked my PM "You said you will be with me throughout the project, but why have you deserted me during the most critical times of the project??" to which the PM answered "Son, I did not desert you, I was always with you...you see only one set of footprints because during those difficult times, I was sitting on your head!!"

Posted by - Shinjan

They Meant "Happy":

A bill-board I came across on my way to office... Really Hilarious !!!

Two Queues For Men:

Men and women on earth die and go to heaven.

God comes and says: -

"I want the men to form two queues, one line for the men who had control over their women, and the other one for the men who were controlled by their women. Also, I want all the women to go away so that no man and woman can talk."

Next time God comes back, the women are gone, and there are two lines.

The line for the men who were controlled by their women is 100 miles long, and in the line of men who had control over their women there is only one man.

God gets mad and says, "You men should be ashamed of yourselves. I created you in my image, and you were all controlled by your mates. Look at the only one of my sons who stood up and made me proud. Learn from him!"

"Tell them, my son, how did you manage to be the only one in this line?"

The man replies, "I don't know, my wife told me to stand here."