A Very Personal Friend:

During a good manners and etiquette class, the teacher asks her students,“ If you were courting a well educated young girl from a prominent family, and during a dinner for two you needed to go to the toilet, what would you say to her?”

Mike replies,“ Wait a minute; I’m going for a pee.”

The teacher says,“ That would be very rude and improper on your part.”

Charlie replies,“ I’m sorry I need to go to the toilet, I’ll be back in a minute.”

The teacher says,“ That’s much better but to mention the word ‘’toilet'’ during a meal, is unpleasant.”

Then Billy responds,“ My dear, please excuse me for a moment. I have to go shake hands with a personal friend, whom I hope, to be able to introduce to you after dinner”.

The teacher passed out.