There Are Worst Things In Life:

A mother enters her daughters bedroom and sees a letter over her bed, with the worst premonition, she reads it with trembling hands:

Dear Mom,

I know you would have been back from prayer meeting as you are reading this. It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm tellin' you that I've eloped with my new boyfriend. I found real passion and he is so nice, with all his piercing and tattoos and his big motorcycle. But it's not only that Mom..........I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy in his trailer in the woods. He wants to have many more children with me and that's one of my dreams too.

I've learned that marijuana doesn't hurt and we'll be growing it for us and for his friends, who are providing us with all the cocaine and ecstacy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray for science to find cure for AIDS, so that Ahmed can get better.... He deserves it.

Dont worry mom, I'm 15 yrs old now and I know how to takecare of myself. Someday I'll visit, for you to know your grandchildren.

Your daughter,

Tosan.

P.S.
Mom, it's not true! I'm at the neighbour's house. I just wanted to show you that there are worse things in life than the school's report card that's in my desk's drawer.
Love you.