Feels Like It:

A middle-aged executive was becoming Increasingly irritated by the constant ribbing he was taking from the Junior employees who couldn't resist making fun of his baldness.

One Morning, a particularly brash trainee had the gall to run his hand Across the older man's gleaming head while loudly exclaiming:

"Feels Just like my wife's ass."

With a look of genuine curiosity, the aging Executive rubbed his hand across his head.

"You're right," he said, "It Does..."