Just Got His Food:

The restaurant where I took my two sons for a meal was crowded with fans watching a sporting event on television.

The harried waitress took our order, but more than half an hour passed with no sign of her return.

I was trying to keep my kids from becoming restless when suddenly, shouts of victory came from the bar.

"Hey," commented my 11-year-old, "it sounds as if someone just got his food."