Hello Mate! How You Doin' ?


I walked into the toilets at work the other day where I found two cubicles, of which one was already occupied. So I entered the other one, closed the door, dropped my trousers and sat down.

Then this voice comes from the cubicle next to me: "Hello mate, how are you doing?"

I thought it a bit strange, but not wanting to be rude I replied "Yeah, not too bad thanks."

After a short pause, I heard the voice again:- "So, what are you up to mate?"

Again I answered, somewhat reluctantly it must be said. Unsure quite who this was or what to say, I replied, "Umm, I was just going to have a quick xxx I think. Er, what about yourself?"

I then heard the voice for the third time ....

"Sorry mate, I'll have to call you back. There's some idiot in the loo next to me answering everything I say."