Normal Vs Geek:

NORMAL PERSON : People who live in glass houses should not throw stones.
GEEK : Individuals who make their abodes in vitreous edifices would be advised to refrain from catapulting perilous projectiles.


NORMAL PERSON : Twinkle, twinkle, little star
GEEK : Scintillate, scintillate, asteroid minim.


NORMAL PERSON : All that glitters is not gold.
GEEK : All articles that coruscate with resplendence are not truly auriferous.


NORMAL PERSON : Beggars are not choosers
GEEK : Sorting on the part of mendicants must be interdicted.


NORMAL PERSON : Dead men tell no tales
GEEK : Male cadavers are incapable of rendering any testimony.


NORMAL PERSON : Beginner's luck
GEEK : Neophyte's serendipity.


NORMAL PERSON : A rolling stone gathers no moss
GEEK : A revolving lithic conglomerate accumulates no congeries of small, green, biophytic plant.

NORMAL PERSON : Birds of a feather flock together
GEEK : Members of an avian species of identical plumage tend to congregate.


NORMAL PERSON : Beauty is only skin deep
GEEK : Pulchritude possesses solely cutaneous profundity.


NORMAL PERSON : Cleanliness is godliness
GEEK : Freedom from incrustations of grime is contiguous to rectitude.


NORMAL PERSON : There's no use crying over spilt milk
GEEK : It is fruitless to become lachrymose of precipitately departed lactile fluid.


NORMAL PERSON : You can't try to teach an old dog new tricks
GEEK : It is fruitless to attempt to indoctrinate a superannuated canine with innovative maneuvers.


NORMAL PERSON : Look before you leap
GEEK : Surveillance should precede saltation.


NORMAL PERSON : He who laughs last, laughs best
GEEK : The person presenting the ultimate cachinnation possesses thereby the optimal cachinnation.


NORMAL PERSON : All work and no play makes Jack a dull boy.
GEEK : Exclusive dedication to necessitous chores without interludes of hedonistic diversion renders Jack a hebetudinous fellow.


NORMAL PERSON : Where there's smoke, there's fire!
GEEK : Where there are visible vapours having their provenance in ignited carbonaceous materials, there is conflagration.

Posted by: Jo