NO JOBS IN AMERICA:


Jane Smith started the day early having set her alarm clock (MADE IN JAPAN) for 6a.m. While her coffeepot (MADE IN CHINA) was perking, she shaved her legs with her electric razor (MADE IN HONG KONG).

She put on a blouse (MADE IN SRI LANKA), designer jeans (MADE IN SINGAPORE) and tennis shoes (MADE IN KOREA). After cooking her breakfast in her new electric skillet (MADE IN INDIA), she sat down with her calculator (MADE IN MEXICO) to see how much she could spend today.

After setting her watch (MADE IN TAIWAN) to the radio (MADE IN INDIA) she got in her car (MADE IN GERMANY) and continued her search for a good paying AMERICAN job. At the end of yet another discouraging and fruitless day, Jane decided to relax for a while. She put on her sandals (MADE IN BRAZIL) poured herself a glass of wine (MADE IN FRANCE) and turned on her TV (MADE IN INDONESIA),

and then wondered why she can't find a good paying job in.....AMERICA