Who's In The Pond?

An elderly southern gentleman had owned a large plantation for many years. He had a large pond in the back fixed up nice, picnic tables, horseshoe courts, and some apple and peach trees. The pond was properly shaped and fixed up for swimming when it was built.

One evening the old gentleman decided to go down to the pond, as he hadn't been there for a while, and look it over. He grabbed a five gallon bucket to bring back some fruit. As he neared the pond, he heard voices shouting laughing with glee. As he came closer he saw it was a bunch of young women 'skinny-dipping' in his pond. He made the women aware of his presence and they all went to the deep end of the pond.

One of the women shouted to him, "We're not coming out until you leave!"

The old man frowned, "I didn't come down here to watch you young ladies swim naked or even to make you get out of my pond naked."

Holding the bucket up he said, "I'm just here to feed the alligator."