Wanna Hear A Blonde Joke:

A blind guy feels his way into a bar unaware that it is a lesbian bar. He sits on a stall and orders his beer, and then says, "Anybody want to hear a good blonde joke?"

The barmaid replied, "You are obviously blind so you better know, I'm blonde six foot three and I'm a judo champion, the bouncer is a blonde too, she is six foot three and 280lbs, and is a karate champion, sitting directly behind you are three of the biggest and toughest women wrestlers you could find, and they are all blondes to. Do you still want to tell your blonde joke?"

After a moment's silence the blind man replied, "No, not if I have got to explain it five times!"