I Like The Way You Think:

Little Johnny was sitting in class doing math problems when his teacher picked him to answer a question.

"Johnny, if five birds were sitting on a fence and you shot one of them with your gun, how many would be left?"

"None," replied Johnny, "coz the rest would fly away."

"Well, the correct answer is four," said the teacher, "but I like the way you think."

Little Johnny says, "I have a question for you now. If there were three women eating ice cream cones in a shop, one was licking her cone, the second was biting her cone and the third was sucking the cone, which one is married?"

"Well," said the teacher nervously, "I guess the one sucking the cone?"

"No", said little Johnny, "the one with the wedding ring on her finger, but I like the way you are thinking."