God Is Watching You:

A burglar breaks into a house and as he comes into the living room he hears " God is watching you".

Upon hearing this he looks around the room and sees a parrot in the corner and says," What is your name?".

The bird replies," Moses".

The burglar laughs and says, " What kind of idiot names thier parrot Moses?!"

And the bird replies, " The same idiot who named his Rottweiler - God ."