George Of The Bush:

George Bush was frantically searching high and low, all over the living room.

Laura worriedly asks, “What’s wrong hon! Have you lost something?”

George Bush: “Nope, I am looking for Hidden Cams!”

Laura Responds, “And what makes you think there are hidden cameras here?”

George Bush: “Or else, every few minutes, how is that guy in the television saying... “You are watching CNN… How the hell he knows what I am watching?”