Top 10 Most Stupid Questions In Obvious Situations:

1. At the movies: When you meet acquaintances/friends…

Stupid Question: Hey, what are you doing here?

Answer: Don’t you know, I sell tickets in black over here…


2. In the bus: A heavy lady wearing pointed high-heeled shoes steps on your feet…

Stupid Question: Sorry, did that hurt?

Answer: No, not at all, I’m on local anesthesia…..why don’t you try again.


3. At a funeral: One of the teary-eyed people asks…

Stupid Question: Why, why him, of all people.

Answer: Why? Would it rather have been you?


4. At a restaurant: When you ask the waiter...

Stupid Question: Is this dish good?

Answer: No, it’s terrible and made of adulterated cement. We occasionally also spit in it.


5. At a family get-together: When some distant aunt meets you after years...

Stupid Question: God!!! you’ve become so big.

Answer: Well you haven’t particularly shrunk yourself.


6. When a friend announces her wedding, and you ask…

Stupid Question: Is the guy you’re marrying good?

Answer: No, he’s a miserable wife-beating insensitive lout…it’s just the money.


7. When you get woken up at midnight by a phone call…

Stupid Question: Sorry. were you sleeping?

Answer: No. I was doing research on whether the Zulu tribes in Africa marry or not. You thought I was sleeping…. You dumb witted moron.


8. When you see a friend/colleague with evidently shorter hair…

Stupid Question: Hey have you had a haircut?

Answer: No, its autumn and I’m shedding...


9. At the dentist when he’s sticking pointed objects in your mouth…

Stupid Question: Tell me if it hurts?

Answer: No it wont. It will just bleed.


10. You are smoking a cigarette and a cute woman in your office asks…

Stupid Question: Oh, so you smoke.

Answer: Gosh, it’s a miracle …………it was a piece of chalk and now it’s in flames!!!