Hot Dogs:

Two Scottish nuns have just arrived in USA by boat and one says to the other, “I hear that
the people of this country actually eat dogs.”

“Odd,” her companion replies, “but if we shall live in America, we might as well do as the
Americans do.”

Nodding emphatically, the mother superior points to a hot dog vendor and they both walk
towards the cart. “Two dogs, please,” says one. The vendor is very pleased to oblige, wraps
both hot dogs in foil and hands them over.

Excited, the nuns hurry to a bench and begin to unwrap their ‘dogs’.

The mother superior is first to open hers. She begins to blush and then, staring at it for
a moment, leans to the other nun and whispers cautiously, “What part did you get?”